Gregor’s Dominatrix Cat

Cat Dominatrix (John Lund)A while ago, Gregor was confronted with a troubling issue. He received a fan letter asking whether or not the writer’s dog was an alien. His reply is here. Gregor was able to address the problem with aplomb.

However, it all went sideways a few days later when Gregor re-read the letter. The writer had raised the question of cats, which Gregor failed to address.

He will do so now.

Gregor has limited experience with cats. His taste runs to the canine flavor, mostly. However, Gregor does live with a single cat, and he has learned that his cat is a dominatrix. This has caused Gregor great concern and significant embarrassment.

Gregor recognizes the difference between an alien and a dominatrix, for the most part. However, he also realizes that both aliens and dominatrixes may cause difficulties in the family unit. Gregor wishes this weren’t so. Gregor prefers simplicity in all things.

Comrade Puss in a resting state

Comrade Puss trying to lure Gregor

Gregor named his cat “Comrade Puss,” along with a variety of less publishable aphorisms  He is unaware of Comrade’s origins. She simply appeared some ten years ago and never left. This made Gregor wonder if she could be an alien, just like his dog. Time provided the answer.

Gregor kept watch for UFOs, abductions, and other alien phenomena  None, nada. The truth of Comrade Puss eventually became obvious.

Comrade is an unquestioned dominatrix. She has all the right qualities, the perfect attitude, and even dresses like a classic dominatrix. Comrade is especially stunning in her leathers, which cannot be shown here because of the G rating. Sadly, Comrade Puss also suffers from Overlord Personality Syndrome (OPS), which is something Gregor has seen before and associates with dominatrixes.

As expected, the cat claims the best of everything. Gregor’s favorite chair, the most luxurious surroundings, high quality food served on her own schedule, and much more. She sometimes demands physical stroking and just as quickly will ignore Gregor’s pleas for reciprocity. She manipulates him mercilessly. Yet, Gregor continues to come back for more. Is this not the predictable outcome for a successful dominatrix? Gregor thinks so.

Comrade Puss in full dominatrix mode

Comrade’s full dominatrix mode

Gregor has mixed feelings about this relationship. He loves his cat but he isn’t sure how she feels about him. Gregor fears the possibility of physical confrontation. Comrade gives him mixed signals, all the time. Gregor feels as though he has lost control of the relationship. In fact, he can’t recall ever having any control in the relationship. The Comrade has always been in charge.

Why should Gregor suffer so?

Because Comrade Puss is a dominatrix. That’s why. It’s the natural order of things, the way of the dominatrix. Gregor must learn to adapt because Comrade will never budge, not one inch. Gregor needs to stop whining and get into the swing of things, so to speak.

Gregor is pleased that Comrade Puss is not an alien. He is relieved. He understands that this complex relationship will take time and effort to achieve fruition. He is willing to wait, to dwell under the thumb of his dominatrix.

Gregor lives here.

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